What the son of God’s first day drawings mean*

Comic

In the new Star Wars movies new space fighter girl finds old space fighter guy on small land in big water. The small land in big water scenes were made at a small land in big water in the old green country. This small land in big water is filled with small pretty water birds, so many, in fact that it was too much work to take them out of the movie . So, rather than taking them out of the movie, the movie people used a computer to change them into small pretty space birds. Mother, Sister, and Aunt visited “Old Space Fighter’s Small Land in Big Water”, as it is named by some people, as part of the old green country trip.

These lines were made by a dead really good teacher of really really really small stuff. The lines show what happens when really really really small stuff hits other stuff or balls of light. Sometimes, when bits of really really really small stuff or balls of light get close together they remember even when they go away from each other. Brother is learning about these things. The drawing also talks about sex is a funny way.

Not so hard to understand, but funny because Dad really does work hard and is doing good things that are on the paper. OK, sometimes water comes out of his mouth when he sleeps during the day.

Dad, Sister, and Brother ran in this running event with a team from the town where they live. The event is long and goes all day and all night even if there is rain or cold. The people take turns running. When not running, people get in big cars and go to meet the people who are running. People who live at the event place have food and drink for the runners. This makes everyone happy. Mother would not be happy running, so she looked at horses and stuff like that.

In an old drawing story about a small boy and his big cat animal, the boy would sometimes pretend to be a space man. Sometimes the story would be made in the West of our country, in a state with big rock things. And sometimes the boy, pretending to be a space man, would be in the state with the big rock things. Mother and Dad were at the same big rock thing as the space man was. They pretend to see the space man.

When Mother and Dad visited the West of our country they made a computer story. Dad would write on paper every day. Mother and Dad would take pictures every day. Sometimes, when computers could talk to each other (not very often in the West of our country) Mother would make the computer story from the pictures and the paper. Only two or three people could read the computer story because it was hidden with special words. Mother would give the special words to people, but that did not work out very well. So, now there are no special words anymore and everyone can read the computer story. This drawing is also about the old times when nothing happened unless there were pictures; today nothing happens unless computers are talking to each other!

* Only using the ten hundred most used words, like “Thing Explainer” does (https://blog.xkcd.com/2015/05/13/new-book-thing-explainer/), which we really like.

Statistics

10,000 miles

11 National Parks: Arches, Badlands, Bryce Canyon, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef, Grand Canyon, Grand Teton, Mammoth Cave, Petrified Forest, Saguaro, Yellowstone

6 National Monuments: Colorado, Devil’s Tower, Dinosaur, Fort Union, Grand Staircase-Escalante, Vermillion Cliffs

4 National Forests: Dixie, UT, Manti-La Sal, UT, Bighorn, WY, White River, CO

2 National Recreation Areas: Flaming Gorge, Glen Canyon

2 National Historic Sites: James A Garfield, Minuteman Missile

One National Historic Trail: Santa Fe Trail

One National River: New River Gorge

4 National Scenic Byways: Turquoise Trail, Sandia Crest, Historic Route 66, Utah’s scenic byway 12

4 State Parks: Dead Horse Point, UT, Lake Erie, NY, Buffalo Bill, WY, Fool’s Hollow Lake, AZ

Geologic rock layers

We saw many different kinds of rock on our trip, and I’ve been trying to make sense of it all. In particular, the area known as the Colorado Plateau has a beautiful display of layered rock strata, all organized from oldest to youngest. The Colorado Plateau covers an area of 130,000 square miles in western Colorado, southeastern Utah, northwestern New Mexico, and northern Arizona.

Ancient Precambrian (greater than 570 million years old) rocks are visible only in the deepest canyons, such as the Grand Canyon. They are mostly metamorphic rocks formed deep in the earth.

During the Paleozoic Era (570-245 million years ago, mya), the region was periodically covered by ocean. Thick layers of sediments were laid down on the shallow ocean floor. When the seas retreated, silt from streams and sand was deposited or older layers were removed by erosion.

During the Mesozoic Era (245-66 million years ago, the age of the dinosaurs), terrestrial deposits from sand dunes and volcanic ash dominate the rock layers, but there are also sediments from short-lived bodies of water.

About 20 million years ago, movement of tectonic plates caused the elevation of region by more than a mile, forming the Colorado plateau. Starting around 6 million years ago, the Colorado River began to carve the Grand Canyon, exposing the multicolored rock layers.

The various parks have rocks from different eras:

Grand Canyon: 1840 mya-270mya, you won’t find dinosaur fossils here, as the rocks are too old.

Zion: 270mya-120 mya

Capitol Reef:   290mya-65mya

Dinosaur: 2320mya-present (at least that’s what they claimed)

You may notice that the youngest rocks in the Grand Canyon are the oldest rocks at Zion. The Colorado Plateau forms the Grand Staircase, with a gradient of rocks of different ages. Oldest rocks are exposed in the south, younger rocks to the north.

http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/Geophys/Grandstair.html

Reflections

Great ideas are a dime a dozen, but it takes a lot of work to turn any idea into reality. My inspiration for this road trip was to complete the unfinished Grand Canyon business from 28 years ago, but also to “test drive” retirement. Would I go insane without my job and the career that I’ve been building since I started engineering school in 1976? Could Rosalind put up with me 24/7? Could I put up with her? A two-month road trip covering the great national parks of the West should provide some clues, if not answers. So, that was my great idea. The work to turn this idea into a reality was all done by Rosalind.

I’m sure I was only aware of a fraction of the preparation that she did, but here’s what I saw. Researching all the parks in Wyoming, Utah, and Arizona. Not just the well-known NPs, but lesser known NPs, BLM lands, and state parks. Reading magazines and web site to find the “10 best, don’t miss, bucket list <adventures> in <area>.” Getting us organized with a backpacking class at REI (where we learned how to buy stuff from REI), finding an endless supply of unique training hikes, organizing and shopping for food, making her own dehydrated backpacking meals (no industrial freeze-dried crap for us!). Creating a detailed road trip itinerary and making all the reservations well in advance. Somehow winning the lottery for “The Wave.”  If it were left to me, views would be enjoyed from the car. Meals would be enjoyed in restaurants. Rather than carrying 30 lbs. backpacks we would have added 30 lbs. to our butts. Having a plan is not a bad thing.

How did I do without developing automatic test equipment for two months? Didn’t miss it a bit. That was a little disconcerting. I did miss my colleagues and, perversely, the office drama. For that I’m looking forward to getting back to the real world.

What about spending so much time with my wife? She did get a little crabby sometimes, but who wouldn’t after hiking for 6 hours in the 100 degree desert? Or sleeping without a tent among the rattlesnakes and scorpions, hoping that it doesn’t rain? Or wading through murky water for two days straight. Or digging holes to poop in. Or pooping in a box. Or a bag. And then carrying it for three days. But she did all those things, which is awesome. My favorite part of this road trip was having Rosalind all to myself for two months. I didn’t have to share her with the health club, Target, Trader Joe’s, ERBA, the piano, or the bridge ladies. We saw some amazing stuff, but nothing was better than the inside of our little backpacking tent. I think that the retirement thing will work out fine.

Day 66: Glen Ferris, WV to West Chester, PA, 459 mi.

We visited the New River Gorge Bridge, the longest steel arch bridge in the Western Hemisphere. It was the longest in the world when it was completed in 1977, but it has since been surpassed by 3 bridges in China. On this trip we also saw the Glen Canyon Dam Bridge, which was the highest arch bridge in the world when it was completed in 1959.

We hiked to Long Point in a misty drizzle for gorgeous views of the bridge and gorge. Bridge Day is next weekend, so we just missed it. For this event, the bridge is closed and people parachute off it. They used to also have bungee jumping for Bridge Day, but there were too many fatalities to keep that going.

After 2 hours of looking for a coffee shop, we broke our “local coffee only” streak and stopped at Starbucks. The first time in 2 months!

Our stop tonight is at Zack and Linda Bowen’s house. Dan grew up with Zack in Vestal, NY. Zack gave us a tour of his mini-Winnie. He is a big fan of RVs.

Day 65: Louisville, KY to Glen Ferris, WV, 301 mi.

Poor James had to get up at 4:00 am to catch an early flight back to Ottawa. Dan, Rosalind, and Rachel cleaned up the Airbnb and repacked the car. We delivered Rachel to the airport and returned the rental van. As it turned out, Rachel’s flight back was also cancelled. She finally arrived home at 12:30 am, and she is never flying American Airlines again.

Roz and Dan are back on the road! We drove to the historic Glen Ferris Inn, est. 1839. It is on the shore of the Kanawha River, which was overflowing its banks due to 4” of recent rain. The dining room was closed, so we ate at the only open restaurant within 30 miles: Gino’s Pizza.

Day 64: Louisville, KY

Rosalind went to Churchill Downs and the Kentucky Derby Museum.

Dan, James, and Rachel all survived the race (and performed admirably.) Rosalind met them in Lexington and shared in the team victory jog across the finish line. We toasted the successful completion of the race with bourbon, and everyone scattered for flights or drives home. Dan had post race logistics to take care of, so Rosalind took the kids back to the Airbnb for showers and dinner. Dan arrived a few hours later, hungry and in need of his own shower.

Day 63: Louisville, KY and the Bourbon Chase

Dan made a big breakfast of bacon, eggs, and buttermilk pancakes to fortify the runners. Fortunately, all of the runners arrived in time to start their leg of the race, but some cut it close! I will post a few photos, but the race is not really part of the road trip, so I won’t go into much detail here.

Rosalind was on her own for a day and a half. She spent today blogging, reading, shopping, and seeing a movie. Also missing the others.

Day 62: Mammoth Cave, KY to Louisville, KY, 92 mi.

We were up and out at 9:30. Heading to Louisville (“Lou’ville”) we were surprised by a time zone change that zigzagged right through the middle of the state. Who knew? It was good that it was a short drive.

We came here for the Bourbon Chase, a 200 mile relay race from Louisville to Lexington, KY with teams of 12 people and 2 vans. Our expected time was 33 hours. Dan was the captain of the “Petards”, and we were hoping to meet up with his team (which included James and Rachel) for a pre-race dinner. Many flights were delayed and/or cancelled, so now we were just hoping to get everyone to the starting line. James arrived more or less on time, so we met him for lunch. Then Dan picked up one of the vans (teammate Doug had already picked up the other van). We checked into our Airbnb and had a relaxing afternoon while poor Rachel cooled her heels at Washington National airport. Only 4 team members were in town to meet for dinner (Rosalind wasn’t planning to run.) We had great Cuban food at Havana Rumba, and Rachel and most of the other runners finally arrived around midnight.